VirusYear: 1999 Director: John Bruno Written by: Chuck Pfarrer and Dennis Feldman Threat: Alien Weapon of Choice: Guns |
Rish Outfield's reviews
Not a slasher, but definitely horror. Even with an inappropriate title (just
try and defend it) and zero box office, it had high production-values and a
nice cast going for it. Donald Sutherland was likable when he wasn't
supposed to be. I like Jamie Lee Curtis a lot, but she had less to do here
than usual. Joanna Pacula was very convincing (I didn't know it was her until
the credits). One of the nameless Baldwin brothers (the smarmy one) co-stars,
and has an incredibly tacked-on romance with Jamie Lee. I think people
naturally have a fear of robotics and technology, so the bad guy was pretty
effective. At the same time, I couldn't help but notice the similarity here
with Star Trek:First Contact. And that wasn't the only movie I was reminded
of. Well, Gale Anne Hurd produced this thing, so she couldn't possibly be
ripping off other Gale Anne Hurd movies, right? Obviously, there were no
elements stolen from Aliens, The Terminator, Deep Impact, or The
Abyss--and that's a relief. There were a couple of fun moments, but mostly I
was left empty. Also, a scene or two really worked, but they were so few and
far between that it seemed like they were from another movie.
Best Scare: Donald Sutherland's cool transformation.
I'd Recommend It To: Hmmm. . . Ms. Curtis' fans, I guess.
The tyranist's thoughts
To be blunt this is a major rip off of Alien and possibly Terminator, but it was a lot of fun to watch. I would
highly recommend seeing this on the big screen, since the biggest attraction of the movie are the effects. They will be much
more appreciable in a theatre than when this comes out on DVD. Everyone's favourite scream queen is back in this one and
really performs admirably. Well, okay, it did kind of bug me that she was the only female crew member on a cargo tug that
was crewed by a lot of people who appeared to be societal outcasts. I mean, really, she would've been raped inside of five
minutes. Still, she is Jamie Lee and maybe they saw Halloween H20: 20 Years Later and
decided that she could kick their asses if they upset her.
I also particularly liked Joanna Pacula. If I had my druthers she would have survived with Jamie Lee and Billy Baldwin would
have died. At least she sacrificed her life for the noble cause of preserving the earth. All things considered, I would say
that seeing this film once is going to be enjoyable, but too much time to analyze it will probably make it seem even worse
than it is.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | Alien | |
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 21
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