Watchers Reborn

Year: 1998

Director: John Carl Buechler

Written by: Sean Dash

Threat: Monster

Weapon of Choice: Claws

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       Watchers Reborn

Rish Outfield's reviews
A terrible movie here, folks. First of all, it's hard to review this film objectively. I REALLY enjoyed the book (one of my favourite Dean Koontz novels), and I'm way too much of a Mark Hamill fan (regardless of what everybody tells me). But this was a uniquely weak film. I've mentioned before that films with the potential for good/greatness are much more disappointing than those that were empty from the beginning. This is, what, the tenth attempt to make Koontz's Watchers into a movie, and again, somebody somewhere screwed up. I mean, what is the problem with this book? I can't tell you, except that even after several other tries, this one is particularly bad. The acting was sub-par, the violence hokey and unnecessary, the special effects laughable, and the editing was as bad as a sixth-grader with two VCRs. There were a couple of moments when I thought, "Wait a minute, maybe this won't suck," which made it all the worse when it did. "Nightmare on Elm Street 4 & 5"'s Lisa Wilcox wasn't spectacularly awful, just awful. The pathetic-but-didn't-have-to-be monster was never scary, and often so poorly done that I longed for another Ewok movie. And what can be said about poor aging, messed-up-looking, fat Mark Hamill except that he should stick with cartoon voice-overs?
Best Scare: Maybe one of the half-dozen times the dog jumped out. Maybe
I'd Recommend It To: Only those who would then be motivated to read the book.

The tyranist's thoughts
Yet another attempt at getting the Dean Koontz adaptation right. This one is a little more faithful than some, but the production values are so abysmally low that it is hard to watch. I will say that Concorde was at least trying for the most legitimate film they could make. It just didn't work. Watching this also made me think that Mark Hamill's lack of a career was for a reason. We all loved him as Luke, but he just doesn't make the grade here. I would also like to find out who we can blame for the Outsider. They started out right by hiding him as much as possible and mostly showing reactions or the occasional paw, but later we saw more and more of that thing. It was hideous, but not in the good horror movie sense.
I recently heard an interview with Dean on a local radio station (I think he was promoting Seize the Night in which he stated that Watchers was his one of his favourite novels. He mentioned a couple of others as well, but it sticks in my mind because Watchers was the first Koontz book I ever read. I like to imagine that he winces every time he sees a new adaptation of this one, but I suppose any residual royalties he gets help to ease the pain.

Sequel skull
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film
Sequel setup
Bad title skull
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location skull
Power is cut skull
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Toilet stall scene
Victim locks self in with killer
Killer is in car with victim skull
Cat jumps out
Fake scare skullskull
Laughable scare
Blood hits camera
Beheading
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
No one believes only witness
Blood fountain skull
Poor death effect skullskull
Excessive gore skullskull
Music detracts from scene
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
No one dies at all
Death in first five minutes skull
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending skull
What the hell? skull

Total Skulls: 19

Other movies in this series:
Watchers
Watchers II
Watchers III
Watchers 4