The Wicker ManYear: 1973 Director: Robin Hardy Written by: Anthony Shaffer Threat: Cult Weapon of Choice: Lies Based upon: Original |
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The tyranist's thoughts
When you run a horror film review site, you try to pay attention to the movies that other people are reviewing. It is
simply expedient. If they have reviewed a lot of movies that you haven't, you want to cover some of that ground so
that you can offer similar services. This is one of those movies that lingers at the backs of those pages. Most people
have heard of it, but few have reviewed it. I finally spotted a copy in a local Hollywood and had to add it to our
growing volume.
The story is almost identical to the later Spellbinder (sorry if that gives too
much away) with a man being drawn to a secluded, privately owned British isle by a missing child report. As his
investigation progresses and we discover the depth of the island people's commitment to their religion, the horror
increases.
Personally, I found the movie very fascinating and up until the end didn't think of it as horror at all. I almost
threw down my skulls sheet. The very end of the movie, however, is actually one of the scariest things I've seen.
The way tension is built to that point and then all truth is revealed works wonderfully. And I saw one of the highly
cut versions. I am going to have to find a way to get my hands on the director's cut of this.
If you are into horror that centers around cults or devil worship and if you don't really need all the blood and
death to get scared, you'll love this one. Plus there's that scene where Bond's future Miss Goodnight dances naked
with wild abandon.
Rish's Reviews
I saw this film based on tyranist's recommendation, and found it a strange experience.
It's certainly an unusual film, whether you like it or not. Images from this film continued
to haunt me long after seeing it. And there's something really ballsy to be said for
someone who would dare make a musical horror film.
But I also thought it was really cool, with a story that kept me guessing, and a mysterious,
magical quality to it that carried me along until the surprising finale. Its star, Edward
Woodward, is cool, and really carries you through the narrative, acting as a sort of
everyman in a town full of wackos of varying degrees. Also good is Christopher Lee,
suave and calm in his role that's sort of like the devil. He's probably today's greatest
living Horror icon. The music was good (one of the songs really was great and I
found myself humming it even while digging a shallow grave for my roommate the
next night) and it featured a mind-blowing amount of nudity (I'm sorry, did it sound
like I was complaining?).
I saw the extended cut on DVD, which was interesting in that the quality went up
and down all through the movie, depending on which cut the scene (and indeed, even
certain lines) was from. Apparently, the original negative was lost, and this was the
best they could do.
Total Skulls: 11
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | Britt Eklund | |
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |