WolfenYear: 1981 Director: Michael Wadleigh Written by: David Eyre, Michael Wadleigh Threat: Supernatural Wolves Weapon of Choice: Teeth Based upon: novel - Wolfen - Whitley Strieber |
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Rish's Reviews
On the night of the last full moon, a friend and I treated ourselves to a little marathon
of films featuring my favourite movie monster, the werewolf. We watched
An American Werewolf In
London, Curse of the
Werewolf, The Howling, and
this film, Wolfen, a flick I'd heard a lot about but never seen. As a kid (have
you ever noticed how many times in my reviews I say, "As a kid…"? I wonder what
my sanitarium supervisors would say if they knew), I had always been afraid it would
be highbrow and boring, and had I seen it back then, I would've disliked it, because
it is highbrow and boring.
Starring Albert Finney, Edward James Olmos, Gregory Hines, and James Tolkan,
who you know as Mr. Strickland, Wolfen tells the story of a detective (Finney)
who, upon investigating the deaths of a wealthy businessman and his wife, discovers
that Indian shapechangers are involved, a sort of mystical almost-werewolf race who
represent the world that was before the day of industrial civilization and the white
man. He finds out that these noble man-wolves are only defending their rapidly
shrinking hunting ground and sort of grows to understand their motives.
In a screenplay tyranist and I wrote, we referenced Wolfen, even though
we'd never seen it (I think it was due to the stupid name). Now, having seen the
film, I doubt we should have used it.
I don't know if there's ever been a movie with this many fake scares in it. I should've
known what to expect when they set up a wolf attack at the beginning and when the
husband jumps out to startle his wife, they actually had a wolf's snarl on the
soundtrack. Sadly, some of the fake scares worked really well including the most
hackneyed of them all: the lady's cat jumping down to startle her.
I'm a fan of composer James Horner, but it really bothers me that he dares use the
same themes in his movies (for example, some of the music from Aliens
shows up in Patriot Games), and it bugged me that the "Wolfen Theme" was
also Khan's theme from Star Trek II. Would anyone else notice?
I'm not sure if the word "wolfen" is ever used in the film, and it's definitely
never used to describe the creatures, which hang about the abandoned buildings
in fall-apart New York and are usually represented by infrared POV shots (like those
in Predator). The creatures are quite frightening, when you finally see
them. They use real, huge, scary, slavering wolves, and my God, no wonder our
ancestors feared them. While I'd prefer a Rick Baker creation or an interesting
animatronic monster, this worked shockingly well.
Olmos rants about ancient truths and Indian beliefs and runs about naked (in fact, this
may be one of only a couple films on the site with full frontal male nudity in it). Hines
actually fares better--he's a likable and funny character, but he dies in an unbelievably
stupid way. There's a love scene that comes out of nowhere, usually the sort of thing
that adds spice to a film like this, but in this case, only served to make us uncomfortable
(who on earth would want to see Albert Finney in a love scene?).
Ahh, the slippery metaphysical nonsense (i.e. the crap about Indians being wolves) . . .
did anybody buy this? Why couldn't it just have been werewolves? No, instead they
were Indian-wolf-monster-spirit-apparitions protecting the New York territory that
had once belonged to them. Snore. The film wasn't all that good (how can you take
the greatest monster and make a boring movie about it?), but it was workmanlike and
competent, for the most part. Too bad it took a good premise and ruined it by shying
away from the Horror angle and tried to make a statement about America instead.
The tyranist's thoughts
I like a good werewolf flick as much as the next guy (although, maybe not as much as
Rish who adores them in an unholy way) and 1981 is among the greatest years for
horror film. So naturally a werewolf flick of good vintage should be exactly what we're
looking for.
Perhaps the most interesting comment I can make is that I was only half way through the
film when I realized that the word 'wolfen' was only a couple letters removed from the
words 'swollen' and 'slower.' You can read into that what you'd like or you can keep
reading this review while I elucidate.
The core idea of Wolfen, as Rish pointed out, has a lot of potential and while
I've never read a Whitly Strieber novel (I have a hard time taking him seriously with
that name), I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps there is a truly
great novel out there waiting for me. On the other hand, what I sat through last night
was a long, drawn-out, boring movie. What little plot there is could have easily been
done in a 45-minute long X-Files episode. In fact, rewritten for that series, we might
have a really good episode on our hands. Unfortunately, they made a feature length
movie which doesn't even kind of measure up to the two other werewolf films of
that year.
I read the production notes on the DVD, in which they claimed that along with
American Werewolf in London and The Howling this made 1981 a
groundbreaking year for werewolf flicks because of the spectacular special effects.
I just want to assure you all that, no, you are not mistaken, there was less than nothing
special about the effects in Wolfen. In fact, I often found the camera tricks
more distracting and annoying than anything else. The filmmakers were so in love with
them, though, that there is literally a third of the film devoted to them.
Stay away from this one. It can only disappoint.
Total Skulls: 23
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | Gregory Hines | |
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters camera/wall/other | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |