Rish Outfield's reviews
Tee hee!
In spite of a moronic premise and the production values of a bad TV movie, this was not a wholly terrible movie. It was pretty bad, though.
Dracula's loyal pooch, Zoltan, is revived in ‘present day' and seeks Dracula's last living descendant (who has a son, but is still referred to as the last descendant). Who happens to own four dogs of his own and is camping with his family when Zoltan and his undead (type-casting) human companion track them down. Unfortunately, a lot of nothing happens after that. Abominable 70's synthesizer music played endlessly. The well-trained dogs were pretty good, most of the time (although when fake dogs were used, it was annoyingly obvious). Every once in a while, the dogs could be caught wagging their tails, but other than that, it was some nice stuff. They even put long vampire fangs on the dogs and add glowing eyes that are actually pretty frightening. Unfortunately, this sucker runs out of steam pretty quick and the middle hour is almost unbearably boring.
Oddly, the package said this was rated R, but I've seen Wonderful World of Disney broadcasts that were more Restricted.
I'd Recommend It To: I can't really recommend it, folks. It was better than it had any right to be, but still, what rights did it have?

The tyranist's thoughts
I thought of all kinds of witty things to say about this movie while I was watching it. I can't remember them all now, but it should probably be taken as a sign of how bored I was that I was even trying to think up funny things to say.
There are a lot of Vampire flicks and at least half of them involve Dracula or someone with the same name. This one, however, really pushes the limits of credibility. It doesn't help that I am not a dog lover and likely never will be. How seriously can I take a pack of canine vampires anyway?
Actually, it isn't the worst premise I've ever heard, but it doesn't even come close to being a good movie. It fails on pretty much every level. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone at all. It just doesn't cut it.