Rish Outfield's Worst Films in the Horror Film Compendium

Sometimes I get to thinking there is no God. When somebody I know dies, or things aren't going my way. Or I read about suffering in some other part of the world, or I am lonely. Or I see any of the following movies.

You see, these are movies to avoid. I saw these movies so you don't have to. I'm like that idiot cousin everybody has that ruins his young life in the foolish pursuit of drugs and Hamunaptra, and everyone tells you, "Watch and learn from his mistakes, so you don't father your own two-headed baby at age thirteen."

1) Jugular Wine: A Vampire Odyssey (1994)

2) The Last Slumber Party (1987)

3) [tie] Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) and The Killer Eye (1998)

4) Blue Monkey (1987)

5) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)

6) Jack-O (1995)

7) Cutting Class (1988)

8) Carnosaur (1993)

9) Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)

10) Sleepaway Camp (1983)

So, you've read this list (and believe me, there are plenty more waiting in the wings), now stay away. Don't be like your cousin. Don't lose your eyes.

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