Boat/Heart Attack
 
Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who
was behind the wheel operating the boat.  He was concerned about what might happen in an
emergency.  So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, "Please take the wheel, dear.
Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore and dock it."

So she drove the boat to shore and safely docked it.

Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching
television.  She sat down next to him, switched the TV channel, and said to him, "Please go
into the kitchen, dear.  Pretend I'm having a heart attack and set the table, cook dinner and
wash the dishes."