The Holy Ghost is Like:

     1...FLOOR WAX:  He is a protection and polishing agent.
     2...PRAYER:  You must be connected up to get an answer.
     3...YOUR GLASSES:  He helps you to see more clearly.
     4...A COURTROOM WITNESS:  He helps establish and testifies to only the
          truth.
     5...HEAT:  You can't see him but you are sure of his presence.
     6...A CHILD'S MOTHER:  He is a great comfort when trouble is nigh.
     7...YOUR SHADOW:  He is a constant companion until clouds drive him
           away.
     8...A NEON SIGN:  He gives both light and knowledge.
     9...ELECTRICITY:  You can't see him but you feel he is there.
    10...A TELEPHONE OPERATOR:  He handles all lines of communication.
    11...A GOOD TEACHER:  He brings to remembrance the past, present and
           future.
    12...A CALM MORNING:  He brings peace and contentment to the soul.
    13...A STREET LAMP:  He keeps you on the straight and narrow.
    14...A MAN:  He operates as a spirit.
    15...A SAFE:  To operate, you must know the combination.
    16...A TELEVISION:  He can give us vicarious experiences.

    17...A COACH:  He will direct our activities if assigned to our squad.
    18...AN EDITOR:  He separates fiction from truth.
    19...A NAVIGATOR:  If we listen, he will help plot our course.
    20...A RADIO:  His signal comes through when we are in tune.
    21...BLOOD:  To give life, we must provide him a channel.

    22...SUNSHINE:  We shine when we walk in his presence.
    23...AN INSURANCE POLICY:To benefit, you must pay all your premiums when
           due.
    24...A LANTERN:  He guides us through the darkness.
    25...A VIRUS INFECTION:  You know when he is causing a reaction.

    26...THE BOOK OF MORMON:  He is a witness for Jesus Christ.
    27...A TELESCOPE:He helps us understand things not discernable to the
           naked eye
     

                                                                      --Author Unknown