Chapter 10 - Amore
He
woos women with his sensuous and godlike bagpipe playing,
amazes them by piloting bicycles up severe inclines with
unflagging speed and without ever pausing for breath, and by
cooking Thirty-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes.
Bob is now
happily and monagamously living with Glenda of
Roy. But, in the past, he has had the attentions of other women. While
not one to kiss and tell, since they have made their dalliances known, he
feels no hesitancy in admitting to have had affairs with Helen of Troy,
Eleanor of Aquataine, Catherine of Aragon, Catherine of Russia and Sally of
Cleveland. The rumors that he also had an affair with Lot's wife are
unfounded - although he is fond of salt.
For your perusal, below is a collage of various women Bob in whose company
Bob has been:
Now that Bob has settled down, he has found Roy
to be truly a garden spot of the universe - especially
after being blessed with his presence. He has even investigated some of the Utah ski slopes.
Below are
some more typical scenes in this island paradise.
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