Reality according to Guthrie
"G-O-P spells bulldozer."
"How old are you?"
"Two. I two months old."
"What's your name?"
"Guthrie Dinosaur Loader Goldfish."
"How are you?"
"I am a dinosaur."
"I can't take a bath because it is busy and fascinated."
"Old King Cole was a merry old soul and he had no friends."
"Sometime, when you grow up to be a bigger daddy, maybe you can iron by yourself!"
While looking for the comet one morning:
"Spaceship gonna come. They will land with their mouths, for talking. They
have bones, and feet, and arms. Where that spaceship?"
When listening to Norwegian Wood:
[John Lennon]So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair
[Guthrie]There was a rocking chair!
[John Lennon]I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath
[Guthrie]Her didn't sleep in the bath! Her -really- slept in a
bed.
Updated June 12, 1997.
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