Reality according to Guthrie
"But... Zuka Juice is good! I feel it in my heart."
Desperate mommy, on a long road trip: "Guthrie, why don't you watch
for trucks and tell Grandma everytime you
see one. Help Grandma drive safely."
Guthrie, after thoughtful consideration: "Is Grandma driving not safely?"
"I wish we could be riding a cricket!"
"Guthrie, eat you breakfast!"
"Oh. I hadn't noticed I wasn't eating breakfast."
"Hey! I can wear these shoes when I get to be a girl!"
Daddy: "This is Bob Marley and the Wailers"
Guthrie: "I call it Marleen. Bob Marleen and the Wailers."
Friend: "There you go, young man."
Guthrie, upset: "I'm not a man! I don't have prickles! I'm a
boy!
"When I get bigger, I'll go to work and get money, and I'll give it to people so they can buy food."
(bored, at dinner) "Let's talk about dinosaurs. Dinosaurs have bones and they die and only their bones are left. Then they put on their skins and run away. Hey, Daddy! let's be pal-e-on-tolgists! let's look for dinosaur bones! I'm almost finding a dinosaur bone..."
(sung) "Ringo needs a star."
Twinkle, Twinkle, little star, How I wish you turned into a moon...
Updated Nov. 16, 1997.
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